here's my formulated response to the given scenario:
1) take a deep breath to subside my nervousness
2) start singing the national anthem
3) forget a strike to the jaw or headbutt- reach out with my two hands, grab his ears, pull his head down fast with my knee coming up to meet his face. Smash. repeat.
4) klingon death grip
5) finish my singing
6) repeat from step 1 and rinse
Disclaimer: In reality, training hard and practice are within my control at this point. The above instructions may be modified or deleted at my discretion, at any time, in accordance to actual scenario. No animals were injured or killed.
[This message has been edited by madhag (edited 07-30-2003).]