Mugger: Give me your phone punk or I'll put you in the hospital!!
You: Ok take it easy, heres the phone!
Mugger: Hey got me an iphone!
You: Now I'll show you, I'll give you the Dim Mak, the touch of death! I'll merely reference dim mak by consulting the app on my iphone and... oh wait, you have it.

grin
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"Let your food be your medicine, and your medicine be your food" Hippocrates.