Update: Things have been going pretty well lately. I'm still increasing in weight on the majority of the exercises, little by little. I switched things around a bit; instead of flat bench, I'm doing weighted dips; instead of barbell rows, I'm doing single-armed dumbbell rows; and instead of front squats I'm doing back squats.

Haven't been on this forum in quite some time...seems pretty dead.
It's not because I can, but because you couldn't if you tried.