If I recall from the top of my head, my first sparring in Muay Thai.
Although I'd love to recall it as two world-class champions duking it out much like a Rocky movie with kicks and all but recent conversations with my master has proven me quite wrong. In his own words;
You sucked. You didn't do ANYTHING, you just stood there and held your hands near your face and took all the blows. It's a wonder how you could last the first round.
Then I remember vomitting between round 1 and 2 because of nervosity, and then I got knocked out clean in round 2.
To be honest, it was a disaster. MattJ's two words says pretty much it all..