...Using the environment as a weapon becomes one of your most effective strategies.
...You can't tell the difference between line drills and one-steps.
...Mokuso looks like a huddle in American Football.
...You must pull your punches because the neighbor keeps complaining about all of the loud bangs.
...The neighbor yells "keep it down" everytime that a single student does a Kiai.
...You can go to the restroom and still hear every word that sensei says while you are on the toilet.
...A head shot creates a "Three Stooges Effect" and everyone in the dojo gets hit in the head.
...The class looks like a white gi monster with multiple arms and legs flailing in every direction.
...Every sparring session is a multiple opponent scenario because you have to dodge your other classmates, too.
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Locked, cocked, and ready to rock!