-Warmups consist of moving the dining room table into the kitchen and picking up the baby's toys.

-You often hear "Master ____ says 'big space, big kata, small space, small kata.'"

-Forms are always done one student at a time.

- When practicing falls and rolls, you have to look out for the wife's piano, china hutch, and the occasional curious small child.

-When half the class doesn't show up, you get one-on-one training.

-Jumping kicks are no longer practiced on rainy days due to the infamous Ceiling Fan Incident