Here's my list. 1992 we're at Golden Bell, Colorado training for a week with Grandmaster Kise Fusei. Chewing on the same food everyday was getting a little bland. I joked, "I'm sneaking off the mountain for some McDonalds," I was branded Sensei Happy Meal the rest of the camp.

My nicknames for folks at the dojo include: Private Pyle (Full Metal Jacket), the Old Grey Mare, Supremo Emo, No Neck and Light Brown.