Reminds me of the time I fought an Orca whale over the last peice of fish. Well let me tell you, my spin kicks lacked seriously when contending with such a powerful tail kick. HOwever, I was quick to jam a rock in the blow hole and was able to submit the Orca with a rear naked flipper choke.

After that fght I went into seclusion for a couple of weeks and wen I reimerge I added belly splashes to my taekwondo style and camoflage war paint.


P.S. look for more details with pics on the up comming Black Belt magazine comming out next month.

Good thing he didnt hit you with the "dorsal fin flop" or his patented "Blubber Smother". He beat two of the Machados with those moves.

"The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be."