Reminds me of the time I fought an Orca whale over the last peice of fish. Well let me tell you, my spin kicks lacked seriously when contending with such a powerful tail kick. HOwever, I was quick to jam a rock in the blow hole and was able to submit the Orca with a rear naked flipper choke.
After that fght I went into seclusion for a couple of weeks and wen I reimerge I added belly splashes to my taekwondo style and camoflage war paint.
P.S. look for more details with pics on the up comming Black Belt magazine comming out next month.