only japan could make such a pathetically stupid douchebag of a movie. Ill in fact make my own movie plot which can rival that in less than a minute.
One day in Tokyo a young nubile teenage girl suddenly mutates into a fish monster for absolutely no damn reason in hell. After this more fish monsters start appearing to somehow overwhelm the Japanese military and force everyone to live in fear. They call these monsters "simon" The only solution? Some sort of brad pit lookalike armed with only a chainsaw and good looks. He sorts all this out by telling the main fish monster hes sorry shortly before slicing her sorry ass in half. Japanese population is freed from the tyranny of young nubile girl power things. And lives happily ever after.
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