I hate it when you date a girl just before the exams and then realise you'd better cool it down for a bit till they're over. That's really p*$$ing me off right now. Oh, and why the f**k is it that cinema's make 'great' dates but then you can't talk because then you'd talk through the movie?!! WTF is the point in that then?!!?!! And why is it that there's never a good movie on when you take a girl out?!! Never a ruddy romcom when you need it, but then when you want something actually intellectualy stimulating, suddenly you can't move without bumping into a poster of that smirking git Hugh Grant?!!!?!!!?!??!?!?!!!

*starts tearing clumps of hair out*

What you do is yu go watch a very scary movie with them so they cling to you a lot!
Member of DaJoGen MMA school under Dave Hagen and Team Chaos fight team under Denver Mangiyatan and Chris Toquero, ran out of Zanshin Martial Arts in Salem Oregon: http://www.zanshinarts.org/Home.aspx,