I just read in a local newspaper that the Abbot is starting a project along the lines of the American Idol featuring MA masters.

That should be interesting. Do you all think he or his monks secretly lurk around here?

Of course they do. Are you kidding me? They know we're the cream of the crop and they're looking to bring us into the fold. They want to exploit our amazing knowledge and greatness...

I really have to ask though, are you serious about the Martial aRtists American Idol done by this abbot? I would like to think of it as a joke, but ...
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