Monkeys in Florida? What kind of monkeys?

A redhead walks into a clinic. She tells the doc that she hurts all over!! She begins to poke herslelf randomly saying "ouch!" everytime she makes contact. The doc asks her if she's a true redhead.She replies no that people were making fun of her blonde hair so she dyed it. The doc says ok,well,your finger is broke.
The2nd ammendment, it makes all the others possible. <///<