I have monkeys in my backyard!
Monkeys! Real live monkeys! Last night one fell out of a coconut palm right into my swimming pool!
I'm not kidding!
I'm going to start leaving beer out for them at night. Or do you think they would prefer wine?
If they like to drink and keep coming around, I will get them to teach my students some Drunken Monkey Style.
I'm just kidding. I would never let them teach my students. They might show me up!
But I really do have them in my backyard(sometimes). And one did fall into my pool.
Medical Advisor for the Somolian National Sumo Team