I will accept the challenge of finding quotes for you guys.

As I am somewhat un-prepared (as I was about a football field away from winning this one), we will start the new game on monday.....or perhaps earlier, as you are all at my whim now mooHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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"In case you ever wondered what it's like to be knocked out, it's like waking up from a nightmare only to discover it wasn't a dream." -Forrest Griffin