I will accept the challenge of finding quotes for you guys.

As I am somewhat un-prepared (as I was about a football field away from winning this one), we will start the new game on monday.....or perhaps earlier, as you are all at my whim now mooHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"In case you ever wondered what it's like to be knocked out, it's like waking up from a nightmare only to discover it wasn't a dream." -Forrest Griffin