You know you're obsessed with martial arts when..

* you begin your salad prep & cooking by tossing the food & cutting it in the air (CAREFUL!)

* you close your office door more than twice to "figure something out"

* you attend your son's christening (or any important event) w/ a shiner/fat lip/limp/(choose your own malady)

* your begin to explain some MA stuff & your wife interjects "Not again..."

* you try to use The Force to crush recyclable cans

* you're channel surfing & you pause longer than 10 seconds when you land on any MA movie/show

* you have a velvet painting of Elvis in a GI in your garage (your wife won't let it in the house...why?)

(some of these are real but I won't admit to which)