I do all of these things! How many do these?

Not only do you dream of doing martial arts, but you wake yourself up with sudden movements from your dreams.

Or... can't fall asleep because you just thought of another bunkai application for something and you have to completely work it out.

Oh no! I just realized that the name for my computer to turn it on and off is "UKE"!

Your new co-worker from Taiwan wants to know how you learned so many Chinese words.

Your acupuncturist asks you if you are an acupuncturist.

You do your weight training in the gym from martial arts stances.
The older I get, the better I was!