So I'm riding my skateboard down the street, and a cop tells me I have to ride it on the sidewalk. I explain to him that it's illegal to ride a non-motorized wheeled vehicle on a sidewalk. He tells me I have to. Okaaaaay. So five minutes later another cop stops and tells me I can't ride my skateboard on the sidewalk, I have to ride it on the street. Next one pulls this garbage, I'm going to make him write me a ticket so his buddies can give him some crap at the station.
"Hey Larry, heard you got a skateboarder! Good bust, man!"