good post raccoon!!!!! [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif[/IMG]

I only just read all of this and thought it was a real laugh.

How about starting an animal martial arts competition?

My son has 4 MA trained goats at home that would lick [ [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG] ] any cat and dog competition. Even if u used ninja cats or kung fu dogs, the goats have more powerful weapons and are faster.

Not only can they travel at the speed of light, but they can also climb anything at great speed and have powerful weapons at both ends! They are skilled BJJ grapplers [I can testify to that having spent hours wrestling with them] and can kick & liverpool kiss with the best of them! If you get at the wrong end they are highly skilled wth Ku Fu Poo techniques too....

If you get past the goats then I have a veritable menagerie of other nasties just waiting to take you on...

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Hey not a bad idea i say go for it
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Okay...

So we've had animals, cups/mugs and demons.

What about fish?

Notice the deep Chi Kung they perform when on land? Amazing!!

As for the water...no match!!

K, I got 3:1 on the fish vs. the dog in a water cage match!

Cmon, any takers!?!

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[This message has been edited by Reiki (edited 08-04-2003).]

I think it safe to say that mice have ninja training. You rarely see them, and when you do it's already too late. They are adept at striking from the shadows, avoiding traps, stealthily entering homes, and causing the deaths of their targets from sheer frustration and starvation due to the amounts of food which they contaminate. Ninja-mouse-clan can not be beaten!

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
In other news, martial artists in japan have revealed the ancient art of evasion and defense known as "Taruda-do" This art emphasizes fast footwork.
A related art from korea uses similiar fast footwrok, but includes the korean love of jumping techniques: "Ou-Tawin-Do".

Oh Boy, have I missed this thread. Just re-read all of it and can't stop laughing.
Sharon

Flash lights.

Use one side to strike, one side to blind and one side to choke.