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#4868 - 04/07/03 06:46 AM Re: Off topic ...
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Psssst... Chen Zen's gi pants are on backwards. Pass it on.

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#4869 - 04/07/03 06:53 AM Re: Off topic ...
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So this five year-old is fidgiting with his cup, complaining without words, tugging at it, etc.

So, I tune to his mother and say jokingly, "Pointy side down."

She gets this look of horror and starts to sputter and gesture with her hands, "You mean it doesn't go on, on, you know, on anatomically? Like it looks?"

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Happy five year-old!

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#4870 - 04/07/03 03:01 PM Re: Off topic ...
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LOL [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG] At least I remembered My Gi pants Tae. Nice heart shaped boxers pal!

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#4871 - 04/07/03 03:34 PM Re: Off topic ...
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On Pup-jutsu:... so I blindfold my dog and throw the stick, expecting him to turn, deflect the missile and savagely attack it with his bare teeth.
Alas I caught him off guard. "wot kung fu dat?" he barks

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#4872 - 04/07/03 05:04 PM Re: Off topic ...
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The only non real kung fu I do is Com PU Do when I slam a vertical fist into the screen and a hammerfist on the keyboard and a round house into the tower of my peice of **** computer.

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#4873 - 04/08/03 05:12 PM Re: Off topic ...
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by taebot:
My dawgs still have half a flea collar out in the yard from the last Gongfu mao mao...

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My neighbor has one of those tough lookin' male Bulldogs. My dawg whooped him the first week. She's an Alpha female!

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[/QUOTE]

I see. [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/tongue.gif[/IMG]

The problem here is many fold....

1) you are talking about 'Merigan gong fu (an obviously over-rated doggy style, full of obese burger eating mutts)

2) my Cat has studied many "secret" fighting forms, his favourite is ancient form of egyptian pyramid boxing. He's a southPaw ( [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG])

3) yo doawg is a biatch!!!

'nuff said!!

Later....

[IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/tongue.gif[/IMG]

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#4874 - 04/08/03 05:14 PM Re: Off topic ...
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edited due to inabilty to use my computer properly.

(hey it was getting late..... [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG])

[This message has been edited by judderman (edited 04-09-2003).]

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#4875 - 04/08/03 06:46 PM Re: Off topic ...
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Is it supposed to get funnier with repetition?

I have a yellow sash in Bull Squirrel Gongfu.

Our base weapon is the crowbar and our basic pose is "Sneaking up Behind."

We save all three chirps for after...

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#4876 - 04/08/03 06:48 PM Re: Off topic ...
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By the way, my dawgs practice Pile 'Em Gongfu which features Pack Attack which is why your cat better be better than Bruce Lee at a Death Tournament...

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#4877 - 04/09/03 04:38 AM Re: Off topic ...
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by taebot:
Our base weapon is the crowbar and our basic pose is "Sneaking up Behind."

[/QUOTE]

Ahh a noble practice!!

It exploits your opponents lack of psychic ability!!

My master Phu King Snee Kay recommends the noble stature of the yellow sash.

Budo.

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