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#358490 - 08/26/07 12:56 PM I'm going to be starting a mcdojo.
then00blar Stranger Registered: 07/26/07 Posts: 4	Anyone have any good ideas on how to scam those little kids to coming to my school? I was thinking of making this type of commercial. http://youtube.com/watch?v=uaSKdXq4Ii4
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#358491 - 08/26/07 02:07 PM Re: I'm going to be starting a mcdojo. [Re: then00blar]
MattJ Free Rhinoplasty! Prolific Registered: 11/25/04 Posts: 15629 Loc: York PA. USA	LMAO. Is this before or after your high school ninja tournament? http://www.fightingarts.com/ubbthreads/s...ue#Post15953616 _________________________ "In case you ever wondered what it's like to be knocked out, it's like waking up from a nightmare only to discover it wasn't a dream." -Forrest Griffin
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#358492 - 08/26/07 04:21 PM Re: I'm going to be starting a mcdojo. [Re: MattJ]
shadowkahn anti-stupid crusader Registered: 01/03/07 Posts: 234	ROFL. oh gawd. Was that a chi ball he threw at the dragon? Will my children learn to effectively fight dragons? Is a flameproof gi included with a 1 year contract? I'm also all about animal rights - -they're being humane to the training dragons, right? I mean, keep 'em in a natural environment, not on a chain, and keep them well fed. One fair maiden a day with an occasional knight for variety, you know. I'm really glad you showed me this commercial. I really feel my school is negligent in their instruction. They claim to teach me how to take care of myself on the street but I NEVER learned to fight a dragon. What a rip. _________________________ "Belt mean no need rope hold up pants" - Mr. Miyagi, RIP.
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#358493 - 08/26/07 06:44 PM Re: I'm going to be starting a mcdojo. [Re: shadowkahn]
1d3c Newbie Registered: 07/26/07 Posts: 11 Loc: New Jersey	It looks like they don't start the dragon training until black belt level. Then they learn how to tie their own belts. (mom & dad might not be around to tie it for them and and everyone knows you can't fight a dragon without one)
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#358494 - 08/27/07 08:44 PM Re: I'm going to be starting a mcdojo. [Re: MattJ]
then00blar Stranger Registered: 07/26/07 Posts: 4	Quote: LMAO. Is this before or after your high school ninja tournament? http://www.fightingarts.com/ubbthreads/s...ue#Post15953616 Both
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#358495 - 09/02/07 01:20 PM Re: I'm going to be starting a mcdojo. [Re: shadowkahn]
Jeff_G Member Registered: 04/15/06 Posts: 221 Loc: Midwest	Quote: ROFL. oh gawd. Was that a chi ball he threw at the dragon? Will my children learn to effectively fight dragons? Is a flameproof gi included with a 1 year contract? I'm also all about animal rights - -they're being humane to the training dragons, right? I mean, keep 'em in a natural environment, not on a chain, and keep them well fed. Dang, now I need to up my game. Maybe some lasers in the eyes would help.
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#358496 - 09/02/07 02:07 PM Re: I'm going to be starting a mcdojo. [Re: Jeff_G]
cxt Professional Poster Registered: 09/11/03 Posts: 5767 Loc: USA	I'm thinking of turning students into nearly indestructable Terminator-like cyborgs--problem is that I having trouble with the medical waviers. _________________________ I did battle with ignorance today.......and ignorance won. Huey.
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#358497 - 09/02/07 07:44 PM Re: I'm going to be starting a mcdojo. [Re: cxt]
Bushi_no_ki Veteran Registered: 05/03/05 Posts: 1667 Loc: POM, Monterey CA	I still can't get my retrovirus to make superhumans out of students to work. Fortunately, I haven't had another lab accident where it all got away from me.
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#358498 - 11/26/07 09:28 PM Re: I'm going to be starting a mcdojo. [Re: Bushi_no_ki]
Chapza Newbie Registered: 11/26/07 Posts: 11	The title of the thread got my attention.
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#423620 - 11/20/09 12:42 AM Re: I'm going to be starting a mcdojo. [Re: Chapza]
integrityma Newbie Registered: 11/17/09 Posts: 10 Loc: US	i just choked on my tea thank you _________________________ [url= http://www.imawarrior.net ] IMA Warrior [/url]
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