You see his friends helped him- mine were responsible for tying me upside down to a tree branch when I was passed out drunk, and swinging my head through a campfire like some sort of piniata. i came out of unconsciousness as I experienced 'warm/cold-warm/cold' and 'light/dark-light/dark' behind my eyelids. When they put me up there i had long hair and eyebrows. I looked....different, when they cut me down. The fuel for our bonfire was not a telephone pole, but a canoe that some of the guys had stolen from the private school grounds at the foot of the mountain.
There is no idiot like a 16 year old idiot