First, you're going to need to be scanned on a molecular level, converted in Miya or some other program to a CARTOON CHARACTER and then programmed to do whatever the hell this super cool ninja does. That's a real asnwer to your silly question.
Part 2. Everyone's asking for you to be banned because you're one of the most obvious trolls to pass through here in a while.
Ask real questions, contribute to serious discussions, or crawl back under the rock from whence you came.