-when you switch from 14 oz. uniforms to 6 oz. uniforms to save space.
-when the most frequently used command is "turn."
-you ride from the top floor to the bottom floor while sparring to practice balance. the person who isn't sparring has to hold the "door close" button.
-the only range of fighting you practice is "close quarter"
-the master conducts the class by cell phone so you have room to practice.
-the poor transfer from the WTF school was knocked out during sparring, not because someone kicked him in the head, but because he did a jump kick and hit the ceiling. just earlier he tried a flying sidekick and flew out the window.
-the master can afford to buy new mats every 2 months.
-the term "toothpick bo" is taken a little too literally.

I've wanted to post on this thread for a long time but i never thought of any until tonight.

-you break a mirror just from turning.
-your sparring area is only allowing you to stand and kick in one spot.

Judo;

- You can't help throwing someone else's uke when they bump into you during randori.

~Donnie

Shomen is simply whatever direction people are standing in at the time, since they can't turn around.

- your Judo dojo is the only place which you need to make an appointment just to come and practice ukemi on Saturdays.

~Donnie

when you actually try to get caught in a corner while being attacked on the street because that's what you're used to.

-TKD_X