Can any of you math wizzes estimate square feet.
-You take your shoes off upstairs.
-You can change the lightbulbs with your feet.
-The main advertisement sign outside the dojo is a street address
- You practice TKD but have eliminated " flying" techniques from the curriculum.
-The only staffs allowed in the dojo are the ones god gave you. No Bo katas in my dojo.
-You have to tell the guys to "take it easy" on the jump in Pinan godan.
-You have to pee in the backyard because your teenage daughters are blowdrying their hair both bathrooms.
-You CAN actually afford to put in mats.
-You would practice outside but that would violate your "home business" license from the village.
-Since your students can only do 4 front kicks before hitting a wall, they are very good at turning.
-You have 4 students and cannot accept any more.
- The storage closet doubles as a storage closet.
- 'mokuso' is interrupted by someone changing over a load of laundry from the washer to the dryer.
BUT... The number one way you know you are in a small dojo....
- When you finish class and your wife says to ALL your students "Did you guys get dinner yet?"