FightingArts Estore
Pressure Points
From a medical professional, straight facts on where and how to hit that can save your life.
Stretching
Limber or not, anyone can add height and speed to their kicks with this method.
Calligraphy
For yourself or as a gift, calligraphy is special, unique and lasting.
Karate Uniforms
Look your best. Max snap. low cost & superior crafted: “Peak Performance Gold” 16 oz uniforms.

MOTOBU
Classic book translation. Hard to find. Not in stores.
Who's Online
0 registered (), 23 Guests and 3 Spiders online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Newest Members
mohdnabeel, sunny, swordy, jerrybarry24, SenseiGregT
22915 Registered Users
Top Posters (30 Days)
Ed_Morris 4
AndyLA 3
futsaowingchun 2
Zombie Zero 2
Matakiant 2
September
Su M Tu W Th F Sa
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30
New Topics
STX Kickboxing Seminar
by Marcus Charles
09/09/14 06:57 PM
Biu Tzu- 1st section applications
by futsaowingchun
09/05/14 10:56 PM
2014 World Championships Chelyabinsk: The Gallery
by ergees
09/01/14 03:51 AM
Biu Tzu- Snake hand strike
by futsaowingchun
08/27/14 09:02 PM
An open letter to bunkai researchers...
by Bartfast
08/05/14 04:18 PM
The Karate punch
by Matakiant
10/30/13 07:41 AM
Where Are They Now?
by Dobbersky
05/30/13 08:08 AM
mindfullness meditation
by
01/06/09 11:27 AM
** Introduce Yourself! **
by
05/13/07 08:02 AM
Eugue Ryu
by
03/27/07 12:06 AM
Recent Posts
attacked from behind
by AndyLA
09/19/14 09:05 AM
An open letter to bunkai researchers...
by Matakiant
09/18/14 07:11 AM
The Karate punch
by Matakiant
09/18/14 06:07 AM
** Introduce Yourself! **
by Zombie Zero
09/16/14 04:43 PM
Eugue Ryu
by kolslaw
09/12/14 03:35 PM
Biu Tzu- 1st section applications
by futsaowingchun
09/05/14 10:56 PM
2014 World Championships Chelyabinsk: The Gallery
by ergees
09/01/14 03:51 AM
mindfullness meditation
by log1call
08/31/14 09:43 PM
Biu Tzu- Snake hand strike
by futsaowingchun
08/27/14 09:02 PM
Forum Stats
22915 Members
36 Forums
35575 Topics
432495 Posts

Max Online: 424 @ 09/24/13 10:38 PM
Page 1 of 5 1 2 3 4 5 >
Topic Options
#388512 - 03/27/08 05:55 PM Need something done?? Important!!
gokudarkness Offline
Done got Zero'd

Registered: 01/16/08
Posts: 18
Loc: Flin Flon, manitoba Canada
Ok this is a service called the Shinobi Sono Yoru (ninja army) ... So if you need something "done" and when i mean done anything can happen!! If your interested phone: #1-204-680-9479... Leave a message unless its picked up please be sure to Leave this after the beeep:

-Name
-Mission
-Price range
-Area

And thell get back to you


Top
#388513 - 03/27/08 07:15 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
MattJ Offline
Free Rhinoplasty!
Prolific

Registered: 11/25/04
Posts: 15634
Loc: York PA. USA
Awesome! Tell them there is this jackass called gokudarkness, who is spamming our forum. We would like that "problem" to be "solved". *nudge, wink*
_________________________
"In case you ever wondered what it's like to be knocked out, it's like waking up from a nightmare only to discover it wasn't a dream." -Forrest Griffin

Top
#388514 - 03/27/08 07:55 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
BrianS Offline
Higher rank than you
Professional Poster

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Do they do laundry or dishes? I hat doing laundry and dishes.
_________________________
The2nd ammendment, it makes all the others possible. <///<




Top
#388515 - 03/27/08 09:38 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: BrianS]
gokudarkness Offline
Done got Zero'd

Registered: 01/16/08
Posts: 18
Loc: Flin Flon, manitoba Canada
Heh, depends they do do those but for a price..And where you live?

Top
#388516 - 03/27/08 09:46 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
BrianS Offline
Higher rank than you
Professional Poster

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Where it says location on my name it tells you.

Would you wash dirty drawers?

I don't want alot of bleach used now! And I like my jeans washed seperate. My shirts must be ironed and some of them must be hung dry so the sleeves don't shrink yoo much. I have long arms and that's sometimes a problem.

Let me know how much you need, etc...
_________________________
The2nd ammendment, it makes all the others possible. <///<




Top
#388517 - 03/27/08 11:08 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: BrianS]
gokudarkness Offline
Done got Zero'd

Registered: 01/16/08
Posts: 18
Loc: Flin Flon, manitoba Canada
Before i move on your Brian Dewayne stone,26-27 right??..Am i right? Can you pass this on to some people in your family.. Leslie allen stone, Kelly marie Stone, Peggy Ann Stone, Robert Allen Stone, Colleen Katherine Mcculoch?? Tell them that i can do stuff if they need anything...


Edited by gokudarkness (03/27/08 11:16 PM)

Top
#388518 - 03/27/08 11:43 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
JasonM Offline
Professional Poster

Registered: 03/17/05
Posts: 2502
Not impressed since most of that info you need is in Brians Profile. And thet internet is a beautiful thing...
_________________________
90 percent of good abs is your nutrition

Top
#388519 - 03/28/08 02:32 AM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: JasonM]
Novum Offline
Member

Registered: 02/25/08
Posts: 58
Loc: New England
Presumably this moron has been dealt with, right?
_________________________
Therefore we are not justified in saying that all reality is in perfect agreement and harmony.

Top
#388520 - 03/28/08 08:56 AM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
BrianS Offline
Higher rank than you
Professional Poster

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Quote:

Before i move on your Brian Dewayne stone,26-27 right??..Am i right? Can you pass this on to some people in your family.. Leslie allen stone, Kelly marie Stone, Peggy Ann Stone, Robert Allen Stone, Colleen Katherine Mcculoch?? Tell them that i can do stuff if they need anything...




LOL, not even close. Stupid.
_________________________
The2nd ammendment, it makes all the others possible. <///<




Top
#388521 - 03/28/08 01:37 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: BrianS]
everyone Offline
Enthusiast

Registered: 01/02/07
Posts: 597
Loc: USA
He didn't even get your age right, and that's on your bio! Do Manitoba ninja's have nothing better to do then make dumb posts on forums?

Top
#388522 - 03/28/08 01:41 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
MattJ Offline
Free Rhinoplasty!
Prolific

Registered: 11/25/04
Posts: 15634
Loc: York PA. USA
LOL. You can infer from the quality of gokudarkness' research what the quality of his "work" will be.

What an idiot.
_________________________
"In case you ever wondered what it's like to be knocked out, it's like waking up from a nightmare only to discover it wasn't a dream." -Forrest Griffin

Top
#388523 - 03/28/08 06:26 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
BrianS Offline
Higher rank than you
Professional Poster

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Quote:

Before i move on your Brian Dewayne stone,26-27 right??..Am i right? Can you pass this on to some people in your family.. Leslie allen stone, Kelly marie Stone, Peggy Ann Stone, Robert Allen Stone, Colleen Katherine Mcculoch?? Tell them that i can do stuff if they need anything...




BTW, Is this some sort of threat? Are you saying you can get to me or my family?

_________________________
The2nd ammendment, it makes all the others possible. <///<




Top
#388524 - 03/28/08 06:28 PM SPAMMER, please ban. [Re: BrianS]
BrianS Offline
Higher rank than you
Professional Poster

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
I think this moron threatened me.

Troll, spammer. please ban.
_________________________
The2nd ammendment, it makes all the others possible. <///<




Top
#388525 - 03/28/08 06:29 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: BrianS]
gokudarkness Offline
Done got Zero'd

Registered: 01/16/08
Posts: 18
Loc: Flin Flon, manitoba Canada
Um..No...I was just asking if i was right..And as i know now i am by your post..So now you believe me will you be serious??

Top
#388526 - 03/28/08 06:42 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
BrianS Offline
Higher rank than you
Professional Poster

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Quote:

Um..No...I was just asking if i was right..And as i know now i am by your post..So now you believe me will you be serious??




That's not my name and that's not my family.

You want me to be serious when your first post is as stupid as it is?

Go away dweeb.
_________________________
The2nd ammendment, it makes all the others possible. <///<




Top
#388527 - 03/28/08 07:32 PM Re: Need someone banned? Important!! [Re: BrianS]
MattJ Offline
Free Rhinoplasty!
Prolific

Registered: 11/25/04
Posts: 15634
Loc: York PA. USA
Ditto. Please ban this little jackass ASAP.
_________________________
"In case you ever wondered what it's like to be knocked out, it's like waking up from a nightmare only to discover it wasn't a dream." -Forrest Griffin

Top
#388528 - 03/28/08 07:57 PM Re:Stop hating on me?? [Re: MattJ]
gokudarkness Offline
Done got Zero'd

Registered: 01/16/08
Posts: 18
Loc: Flin Flon, manitoba Canada
-_- well how is it threatining if its not your name then? I just wanted know if anyone needed stuff..

Top
#388529 - 03/28/08 07:59 PM JACKASS ALERT!! PLEASE BAN!!! [Re: gokudarkness]
BrianS Offline
Higher rank than you
Professional Poster

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Quote:

-_- well how is it threatining if its not your name then? I just wanted know if anyone needed stuff..




Send this guy back to his village please, I believe they miss him dearly.
_________________________
The2nd ammendment, it makes all the others possible. <///<




Top
#388530 - 03/28/08 08:47 PM Re: JACKASS ALERT!! PLEASE BAN!!! [Re: BrianS]
gokudarkness Offline
Done got Zero'd

Registered: 01/16/08
Posts: 18
Loc: Flin Flon, manitoba Canada
What village please dont ban me for being honst for god sakes..

Top
#388531 - 03/28/08 08:53 PM Re: JACKASS ALERT!! PLEASE BAN!!! [Re: gokudarkness]
BrianS Offline
Higher rank than you
Professional Poster

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Why don't you state what you want or are asking about?

BTW, the number doesn't work.
_________________________
The2nd ammendment, it makes all the others possible. <///<




Top
#388532 - 03/28/08 09:03 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
Zombie Zero Offline
Compliance & Liability
Veteran

Registered: 06/17/05
Posts: 1992
Loc: Lorton, VA
_________________________
In my walk in the martial way, my hope is that as long as I live, I will always be a beginner.

Top
#388533 - 03/29/08 11:13 AM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: Zombie Zero]
gokudarkness Offline
Done got Zero'd

Registered: 01/16/08
Posts: 18
Loc: Flin Flon, manitoba Canada
Yeah it does work..

Top
#388534 - 03/29/08 11:26 AM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
BrianS Offline
Higher rank than you
Professional Poster

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
What do you mean, "when I mean done anything can happen!!!" ?

The number didn't work for me.
_________________________
The2nd ammendment, it makes all the others possible. <///<




Top
#388535 - 03/29/08 11:32 AM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: BrianS]
gokudarkness Offline
Done got Zero'd

Registered: 01/16/08
Posts: 18
Loc: Flin Flon, manitoba Canada
Try it again..If you dont get it in the first try youll get it the second

Top
#388536 - 03/29/08 11:35 AM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
BrianS Offline
Higher rank than you
Professional Poster

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Answer my question.

BTW, I love your new title.
_________________________
The2nd ammendment, it makes all the others possible. <///<




Top
#388537 - 03/29/08 11:43 AM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: BrianS]
gokudarkness Offline
Done got Zero'd

Registered: 01/16/08
Posts: 18
Loc: Flin Flon, manitoba Canada
well when i said "need something done" Anything can happen you ask for a lost dog you get a lost dog, you want to know if a wifes cheating on you you know if a wifes cheating on you...

Top
#388538 - 03/29/08 01:54 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
JAMJTX Offline
Enthusiast

Registered: 12/01/02
Posts: 585
Loc: Fort Wayne, IN
It's been entertaining watching this moron have his psychiatric break down here, btu can we terminate him now?

Thanks.


Edited by JAMJTX (03/29/08 01:55 PM)

Top
#388539 - 03/29/08 06:03 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: everyone]
oldman Offline
Professional Poster

Registered: 07/28/04
Posts: 5884
Shhhhhhhhhh,

He is among us.
_________________________
www.prairiemartialarts.com

Top
#388540 - 03/29/08 06:34 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: oldman]
gokudarkness Offline
Done got Zero'd

Registered: 01/16/08
Posts: 18
Loc: Flin Flon, manitoba Canada
Please stop making fun of me as i do you?

Top
#388541 - 03/29/08 09:37 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
BrianS Offline
Higher rank than you
Professional Poster

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Great, now I can't seem to contact oldman. Maybe "something" happened to him or his family, Mrs. oldman and Uncle oldman!!!



Ok, I'm going to go do some "stuff" now, and by stuff I mean anything can happen!!!
_________________________
The2nd ammendment, it makes all the others possible. <///<




Top
#388542 - 03/29/08 09:45 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: BrianS]
MattJ Offline
Free Rhinoplasty!
Prolific

Registered: 11/25/04
Posts: 15634
Loc: York PA. USA
OH NO! NOT OLDMAN! I better go to his rescue! I'll leave immedia........

*choking noise*

THIS POST HAS BEEN STOPPED DUE TO MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES

_________________________
"In case you ever wondered what it's like to be knocked out, it's like waking up from a nightmare only to discover it wasn't a dream." -Forrest Griffin

Top
#388543 - 03/29/08 10:11 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
oldman Offline
Professional Poster

Registered: 07/28/04
Posts: 5884
Quote:

Please stop making fun of me as i do you?




What do you want me to do when you "do me". If I can't have fun during the process I'm definitely gettin' the short end of the stick.
_________________________
www.prairiemartialarts.com

Top
#388544 - 03/29/08 10:23 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: oldman]
gokudarkness Offline
Done got Zero'd

Registered: 01/16/08
Posts: 18
Loc: Flin Flon, manitoba Canada
---___--- May i ask if your impaired sir?

Top
#388545 - 03/29/08 11:06 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
oldman Offline
Professional Poster

Registered: 07/28/04
Posts: 5884
If I am does that change how you feel about me?
_________________________
www.prairiemartialarts.com

Top
#388546 - 03/30/08 12:17 AM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
Ed_Morris Offline
Professional Poster

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 6772
let's put some light on gokudarkness...shall we?

here's his youtube blog. Hong Kong ay? long way from Canada, but I see the resembalance in 'past colonies of England'. you a Brit naval brat?

http://hk.youtube.com/user/vishugeta

The choice in favorite videos is certainly interesting. I'm afraid to profile it...but I'll try:
hmmm: vital points, Hitler rap, Nintendo, DBZ, nudity (an ass-man huh?), homemade ninjer weapons.

I see you've recently joined some forums:
DBZ
http://xsorbit28.com/users5/saiyanpride/index.php

Ninjer
http://www.theninjaforums.com/


so, you are a fantasizing and frustrated teen who hasn't realized that by stepping away from the anime and games imports that elementary school kids in Japan consider 'old crap that sounds really really dumb in English'; may be the cause of acting out with attention seeking behavior by rapping to Hitler and making murder weapons.

therefore I think the following is true of your situation:
- you can't wait to be with a girl who doesn't mind the fact you can only carry a conversation on the topic of nostalgic Japanese cartoons. (maybe thats where the no-touch knock-out interest comes into play?)

- you wish the bigger kids at school would just leave you alone, and hopefully by wearing all black, giving evil eyes, and being anti-social it will protect you from being stomped on - and it exempts you from having to actually try at doing anything other than trying to harness chi-balls to hurl at your foes.

- the stuff you are into is recycled. find something new.

- one positive is your attempt at humor. so I'm going to go ahead and suggest you follow that direction. except, instead of engaging it in anonymous forum postings and trying to make yourself laugh - try actually meeting people in person and having a laugh together.


hope that helps - growing up is rough.

Top
#388547 - 03/30/08 12:31 AM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
gokudarkness Offline
Done got Zero'd

Registered: 01/16/08
Posts: 18
Loc: Flin Flon, manitoba Canada
Wow good research..But sadly i just joined the ninja forums and havent posted yet i wanted to get a few jobs as i wanted to here. And i have a girl-friend? I was really likign youre links until you started talking.

Top
#388548 - 03/30/08 12:41 AM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
oldman Offline
Professional Poster

Registered: 07/28/04
Posts: 5884
Quote:

And i have a girl-friend?




You jerk!!!! I thought what we had was special.

Top
#388549 - 03/30/08 12:43 AM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: oldman]
gokudarkness Offline
Done got Zero'd

Registered: 01/16/08
Posts: 18
Loc: Flin Flon, manitoba Canada
I know..Im sorry
(sarcasm for those who are retards)

Top
#388550 - 03/30/08 03:00 AM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
Ed_Morris Offline
Professional Poster

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 6772
oh ok, less talking. got it. I'll let this link do the talking then:
<link removed - underage censor>

here's the cleaned-up definition:
Quote:


anime addict

A fan (usually a virgin teenaged boy) of Japanese animation. The animators and creators of these anime shows reflect their low self-esteem into their creations. White American teenaged boys with small xxxxxx most likely subconsiously pick up the pathetic vibes of these cartoons and feel connected to them. They then begin spending $200-$300 per month buying up all the small xxxxx cartoons they can get their hands on.

Anime Addiction is not lifestyle. It is a disease of the brain which requires one of the following treatments:

1. Professional Help
2. Getting Xxxxed

If the anime addict chooses choice 2 as his treatment, the female he xxxxx must be at least a 6 on the classic 1-10 scale or further problems may develop.

usage:
"Where's Jimmy?"
"Watching Anime"
"oh I didn't know he had a small xxxx"






Top
#388551 - 03/30/08 03:08 AM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
BrianS Offline
Higher rank than you
Professional Poster

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Classic, Ed.
_________________________
The2nd ammendment, it makes all the others possible. <///<




Top
#388552 - 03/30/08 02:18 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: BrianS]
steyr_scout308 Offline
Member

Registered: 06/20/05
Posts: 29
Loc: AR, USA
I am in the presence of a true shadow-warrior. Not goku. Brian! Have known the man for years, and he has an alias and an entire family I never knew about...wierd.

Top
#388553 - 03/30/08 07:26 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: steyr_scout308]
BrianS Offline
Higher rank than you
Professional Poster

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Good to see you around Steve!!
_________________________
The2nd ammendment, it makes all the others possible. <///<




Top
#388554 - 03/31/08 11:21 AM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: BrianS]
Zombie Zero Offline
Compliance & Liability
Veteran

Registered: 06/17/05
Posts: 1992
Loc: Lorton, VA
Attention gokudarkness:

Last Friday, I sent you a PM asking you to explain your behavior in this post. I warned you that if you did not respond, you would be banned.

You still have not responded. You have until 4:00pm eastern time today to get back to me, lest your account be terminated.

Thanks!

Z
_________________________
In my walk in the martial way, my hope is that as long as I live, I will always be a beginner.

Top
#388555 - 03/31/08 03:59 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: BrianS]
steyr_scout308 Offline
Member

Registered: 06/20/05
Posts: 29
Loc: AR, USA
Quote:

Good to see you around Steve!!




Hello, shadowy secret-agent-man! I think I'll be here more often. I've decided to give more time to training and participating in this board will help keep me from pushing it to the back burner again. After my last season on the road (combined with the holidays) I got pretty lazy, and it showed when I got back to class. I'm back on 12-hr nightshifts, so I may be only checking in every few days for right now. It was good to hear from you the other day!

Top
#388556 - 03/31/08 06:46 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: steyr_scout308]
BrianS Offline
Higher rank than you
Professional Poster

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Quote:

Quote:

Good to see you around Steve!!




Hello, shadowy secret-agent-man! I think I'll be here more often. I've decided to give more time to training and participating in this board will help keep me from pushing it to the back burner again. After my last season on the road (combined with the holidays) I got pretty lazy, and it showed when I got back to class. I'm back on 12-hr nightshifts, so I may be only checking in every few days for right now. It was good to hear from you the other day!




Great!! It doesn't matter that you miss training time, we all do that. What matters is coming back, over and over, no matter how hard it is.

pm on the way so as not to derail this thread. Otherwise "something" might happen to my astranged and distant relatives that I don't know about,lol.
_________________________
The2nd ammendment, it makes all the others possible. <///<




Top
Page 1 of 5 1 2 3 4 5 >


Moderator:  Cord, MattJ, Reiki 




Action Ads
1.5 Million Plus Page Views
Monthly
Only $89
Details

Stun Guns
Variety of stun gun devices for your protection

Buy Pepper Spray
Worry about your family when you’re not around? Visit us today to protect everything you value.

Koryu.com
Accurate information on the ancient martial traditions of the Japanese samurai

C2 Taser
Protect yourself and loved ones from CRIME with the latest C2 Taser citizen model. Very effective.

 

 



Unbreakable Unbrella

krav maga