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#388542 - 03/29/08 09:45 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: BrianS]
MattJ Offline
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Registered: 11/25/04
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OH NO! NOT OLDMAN! I better go to his rescue! I'll leave immedia........

*choking noise*

THIS POST HAS BEEN STOPPED DUE TO MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES

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#388543 - 03/29/08 10:11 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
oldman Offline
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Please stop making fun of me as i do you?




What do you want me to do when you "do me". If I can't have fun during the process I'm definitely gettin' the short end of the stick.
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#388544 - 03/29/08 10:23 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: oldman]
gokudarkness Offline
Done got Zero'd

Registered: 01/16/08
Posts: 18
Loc: Flin Flon, manitoba Canada
---___--- May i ask if your impaired sir?

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#388545 - 03/29/08 11:06 PM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
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If I am does that change how you feel about me?
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#388546 - 03/30/08 12:17 AM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
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Registered: 11/04/05
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let's put some light on gokudarkness...shall we?

here's his youtube blog. Hong Kong ay? long way from Canada, but I see the resembalance in 'past colonies of England'. you a Brit naval brat?

http://hk.youtube.com/user/vishugeta

The choice in favorite videos is certainly interesting. I'm afraid to profile it...but I'll try:
hmmm: vital points, Hitler rap, Nintendo, DBZ, nudity (an ass-man huh?), homemade ninjer weapons.

I see you've recently joined some forums:
DBZ
http://xsorbit28.com/users5/saiyanpride/index.php

Ninjer
http://www.theninjaforums.com/


so, you are a fantasizing and frustrated teen who hasn't realized that by stepping away from the anime and games imports that elementary school kids in Japan consider 'old crap that sounds really really dumb in English'; may be the cause of acting out with attention seeking behavior by rapping to Hitler and making murder weapons.

therefore I think the following is true of your situation:
- you can't wait to be with a girl who doesn't mind the fact you can only carry a conversation on the topic of nostalgic Japanese cartoons. (maybe thats where the no-touch knock-out interest comes into play?)

- you wish the bigger kids at school would just leave you alone, and hopefully by wearing all black, giving evil eyes, and being anti-social it will protect you from being stomped on - and it exempts you from having to actually try at doing anything other than trying to harness chi-balls to hurl at your foes.

- the stuff you are into is recycled. find something new.

- one positive is your attempt at humor. so I'm going to go ahead and suggest you follow that direction. except, instead of engaging it in anonymous forum postings and trying to make yourself laugh - try actually meeting people in person and having a laugh together.


hope that helps - growing up is rough.

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#388547 - 03/30/08 12:31 AM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
gokudarkness Offline
Done got Zero'd

Registered: 01/16/08
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Loc: Flin Flon, manitoba Canada
Wow good research..But sadly i just joined the ninja forums and havent posted yet i wanted to get a few jobs as i wanted to here. And i have a girl-friend? I was really likign youre links until you started talking.

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#388548 - 03/30/08 12:41 AM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
oldman Offline
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And i have a girl-friend?




You jerk!!!! I thought what we had was special.

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#388549 - 03/30/08 12:43 AM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: oldman]
gokudarkness Offline
Done got Zero'd

Registered: 01/16/08
Posts: 18
Loc: Flin Flon, manitoba Canada
I know..Im sorry
(sarcasm for those who are retards)

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#388550 - 03/30/08 03:00 AM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: gokudarkness]
Ed_Morris Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 6772
oh ok, less talking. got it. I'll let this link do the talking then:
<link removed - underage censor>

here's the cleaned-up definition:
Quote:


anime addict

A fan (usually a virgin teenaged boy) of Japanese animation. The animators and creators of these anime shows reflect their low self-esteem into their creations. White American teenaged boys with small xxxxxx most likely subconsiously pick up the pathetic vibes of these cartoons and feel connected to them. They then begin spending $200-$300 per month buying up all the small xxxxx cartoons they can get their hands on.

Anime Addiction is not lifestyle. It is a disease of the brain which requires one of the following treatments:

1. Professional Help
2. Getting Xxxxed

If the anime addict chooses choice 2 as his treatment, the female he xxxxx must be at least a 6 on the classic 1-10 scale or further problems may develop.

usage:
"Where's Jimmy?"
"Watching Anime"
"oh I didn't know he had a small xxxx"






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#388551 - 03/30/08 03:08 AM Re: Need something done?? Important!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
BrianS Offline
Higher rank than you
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Classic, Ed.
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