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#388187 - 03/25/08 02:09 PM Chicago 's Dumbest Thief
Zombie Zero Compliance & Liability Veteran Registered: 06/17/05 Posts: 1972 Loc: Lorton, VA	This just takes a special kind of stupid. _________________________ In my walk in the martial way, my hope is that as long as I live, I will always be a beginner.
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#388188 - 03/25/08 06:19 PM Re: Chicago 's Dumbest Thief [Re: Zombie Zero]
wristtwister like a chiropractor, only evil Registered: 02/14/06 Posts: 2210 Loc: South Carolina	The best one I remember was in New Orleans when I was a LEO. Two guys broke into a drugstore and were looking for morphine so they could shoot up. What they mistook for morphine, was novacaine... so when the drugstore opened, they found two guys lying in the floor who couldn't move their legs... which they had used to shoot up. When interrogated, one of them told the officers that they had not been getting "buzzed" so they kept injecting it over and over... and when it kicked in, they couldn't move their legs. Their prison tattoos say "STUPID" right across their foreheads... _________________________ What man is a man that does not make the world a better place?... from "Kingdom of Heaven"
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#388189 - 03/25/08 06:46 PM Re: Chicago 's Dumbest Thief [Re: Zombie Zero]
MattJ Free Rhinoplasty! Prolific Registered: 11/25/04 Posts: 15629 Loc: York PA. USA	ZZ - Wrist - _________________________ "In case you ever wondered what it's like to be knocked out, it's like waking up from a nightmare only to discover it wasn't a dream." -Forrest Griffin
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#388190 - 03/26/08 12:24 AM Re: Chicago 's Dumbest Thief [Re: wristtwister]
JasonM Professional Poster Registered: 03/17/05 Posts: 2501	Now that is funny....Where do they come from? A few beers short of a case...lol _________________________ 90 percent of good abs is your nutrition
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