Cakes with shiny icing.

Low fat ice cream.

Politicians (all)

Organised religion (all)

Overtly friendly or over-familar strangers.

Barny the Dinosaur

Michael Moore (motive and message)

Alcohol free beer.

Door to door salesmen.

Anyone with no registered place of dwelling.

The overtly poor.

The obscenely rich.

Everyone really, but especially the above.

Audi drivers (in Poland, anyway)

10th Degree BB's who have their own system and teach in a church-hall, YMCA.

girls in microskirts and make-upwho try to buy a drink and tell you (the barman) they're 18 when they are with a group of friends who also look like they'd fail entry for the mouseketeers.

The guy whose covered in spots/sores and has a ravenous face and says he needs a pound/dollar for a "cup of tea".

Any guy who says, "Don't worry babe! I've had the big V"

I think:-

--- Matt must have had a very deprived childhood;

--- Cord must lead a very stressful live;

--- and you go to all the wrong places.

Me? I distrust anyone who starts by saying "please believe me..."

The one thing you should really distrust is....

Organised martial arts - Make your own system, with hookers and blackjack.... And comet punches. Infact, forget the martial arts and the blackjack.

Anyone who insists that their way of doing MA is the best or only way to train.

when your sensei says "attack me"

Anyone that doesn't like Shakespeare AND Star Trek. (One or the other is okay...but not both.)