I Distrust:
any martial art that does not imploy ANY free sparring at any degree.
my landlord
people driving in supermarket and mall parking lots
people who have endless debates about shakespear

Razwell
The board of education at your local public district
lawyers
People who dress in hip hop rap attire and/or use ebonics to communicate to me in a business setting
My sister's ability to keep any secret

Large people who own little dogs
Adult White belts who come up to me after class and say they want to spar now because they feel they shouldn't have to wait till yellow belt to spar because they have street experience (usually leave after I beat there face in and then choke them out)
Any Canadian named Kaleb
Any dentist who says you will feel a pinch... yeah in the back of my skull doc!!!
Carni Folk - small hands, smell like cabbage
My former employee
OPEC
NRA
PETA
NAACP
Neo-Nazi's
People who want St. Patty's day a national holiday in the USA
People who dont stand for the national anthem
and finally...
People who dont say god bless you to me when I sneeze. OH you heard me I know you did! savages.