It's been said that there are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
We've each witnessed it both on FA.com, and in our everyday lives.
So, this is the thread where we get to post those stupid martial arts-related questions or statements we've been assailed with.
There are two important rules here:
No names, and no games.
Meaning, don't identify the screen names or real names of the guilty party. Their ignorance is punishment enough.
Also, these have to be questions or statements you have personally witnessed yourself, not something you heard through your friend's uncle's barber.
Here's one to get the ball rolling:
Someone (with no MA experience whatsoever) once asked me how long it would take to go from black belt to rainbow belt, and they were completely serious.
When I informed him there was no such thing, he told me I didn't know what I was talking about.
(Thanks to ButterflyPalm for suggesting this thread)