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#384497 - 02/26/08 10:40 AM Chi Farts
janxspirit Offline
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My teacher is master of Chi Farting. Most powerful and deadly chi technique ever!

His Chi Farts will kick you right in your Chi Balls, no joke!
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#384498 - 02/26/08 10:59 AM Re: Chi Farts [Re: janxspirit]
Zach_Zinn Offline
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Uhm, are you an adult?

You really topped yourself now, maybe you should just stay out of the forums you don't like, rather than posting stuff like this.

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#384499 - 02/26/08 11:18 AM Re: Chi Farts [Re: janxspirit]
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Make sure to show this post to your instructor, so he can see what a fine representative of his school you are.
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#384500 - 02/26/08 01:20 PM Re: Chi Farts [Re: Zombie Zero]
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Ahem,
Leave humor to the professionals, Chi sdic.
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#384501 - 02/26/08 01:34 PM Re: Chi Farts [Re: oldman]
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Chi sdic.




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#384502 - 02/26/08 03:59 PM Re: Chi Farts [Re: MattJ]
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The problem is when his chi farts turn into balls unexpectedly
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#384503 - 02/28/08 03:25 PM Re: Chi Farts [Re: trevek]
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Did someone cut the chi . . . z?
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#384504 - 02/29/08 01:51 PM Re: Chi Farts [Re: BodhiHuss]
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Loc: The frozen realms of Kah-Nah-D...
all these jokes are too chi-zy
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#384505 - 03/03/08 02:43 PM Re: Chi Farts [Re: Vennificus]
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enough with the chi humour fools!
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#384506 - 03/03/08 03:48 PM Re: Chi Farts [Re: Reiki]
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...or Reiki will warm your chi-ks for you!

sorry for being chi-ki
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#384507 - 03/03/08 04:00 PM Re: Chi Farts [Re: trevek]
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...aaaand scene.
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