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#384497 - 02/26/08 10:40 AM Chi Farts
janxspirit Offline

Registered: 02/21/08
Posts: 132
My teacher is master of Chi Farting. Most powerful and deadly chi technique ever!

His Chi Farts will kick you right in your Chi Balls, no joke!
St. Louis MMA Boxing Grappling

#384498 - 02/26/08 10:59 AM Re: Chi Farts [Re: janxspirit]
Zach_Zinn Offline

Registered: 12/09/07
Posts: 1031
Loc: Olympia, WA
Uhm, are you an adult?

You really topped yourself now, maybe you should just stay out of the forums you don't like, rather than posting stuff like this.

#384499 - 02/26/08 11:18 AM Re: Chi Farts [Re: janxspirit]
Zombie Zero Offline
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Registered: 06/17/05
Posts: 1993
Loc: Lorton, VA
Make sure to show this post to your instructor, so he can see what a fine representative of his school you are.
In my walk in the martial way, my hope is that as long as I live, I will always be a beginner.

#384500 - 02/26/08 01:20 PM Re: Chi Farts [Re: Zombie Zero]
oldman Offline
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Registered: 07/28/04
Posts: 5884
Leave humor to the professionals, Chi sdic.

#384501 - 02/26/08 01:34 PM Re: Chi Farts [Re: oldman]
MattJ Offline
Free Rhinoplasty!

Registered: 11/25/04
Posts: 15634
Loc: York PA. USA

Chi sdic.

"In case you ever wondered what it's like to be knocked out, it's like waking up from a nightmare only to discover it wasn't a dream." -Forrest Griffin

#384502 - 02/26/08 03:59 PM Re: Chi Farts [Re: MattJ]
trevek Offline
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Registered: 05/15/05
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The problem is when his chi farts turn into balls unexpectedly
See how well I block your punches with my jaw!!

Supporting everyone saying "nuts to cancer"

#384503 - 02/28/08 03:25 PM Re: Chi Farts [Re: trevek]
BodhiHuss Offline

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 120
Loc: Greenville, SC, USA
Did someone cut the chi . . . z?
James Huss, Suenaka Zenzan Dojo

#384504 - 02/29/08 01:51 PM Re: Chi Farts [Re: BodhiHuss]
Vennificus Offline

Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 206
Loc: The frozen realms of Kah-Nah-D...
all these jokes are too chi-zy
Livestrong Johnnyboxcutter!!

#384505 - 03/03/08 02:43 PM Re: Chi Farts [Re: Vennificus]
Reiki Offline
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Loc: MiddleEarth

enough with the chi humour fools!
Sword maiden

#384506 - 03/03/08 03:48 PM Re: Chi Farts [Re: Reiki]
trevek Offline
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...or Reiki will warm your chi-ks for you!

sorry for being chi-ki
See how well I block your punches with my jaw!!

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