Anyone have any good ideas on how to scam those little kids to coming to my school?

I was thinking of making this type of commercial.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uaSKdXq4Ii4

LMAO. Is this before or after your high school ninja tournament?

http://www.fightingarts.com/ubbthreads/s...ue#Post15953616

ROFL. oh gawd. Was that a chi ball he threw at the dragon? Will my children learn to effectively fight dragons? Is a flameproof gi included with a 1 year contract? I'm also all about animal rights - -they're being humane to the training dragons, right? I mean, keep 'em in a natural environment, not on a chain, and keep them well fed. One fair maiden a day with an occasional knight for variety, you know.

I'm really glad you showed me this commercial. I really feel my school is negligent in their instruction. They claim to teach me how to take care of myself on the street but I *NEVER* learned to fight a dragon. What a rip.

It looks like they don't start the dragon training until black belt level. Then they learn how to tie their own belts. (mom & dad might not be around to tie it for them and and everyone knows you can't fight a dragon without one)

I'm thinking of turning students into nearly indestructable Terminator-like cyborgs--problem is that I having trouble with the medical waviers.

I still can't get my retrovirus to make superhumans out of students to work. Fortunately, I haven't had another lab accident where it all got away from me.

The title of the thread got my attention.

i just choked on my tea thank you