ROFL. oh gawd. Was that a chi ball he threw at the dragon? Will my children learn to effectively fight dragons? Is a flameproof gi included with a 1 year contract? I'm also all about animal rights - -they're being humane to the training dragons, right? I mean, keep 'em in a natural environment, not on a chain, and keep them well fed. One fair maiden a day with an occasional knight for variety, you know.
I'm really glad you showed me this commercial. I really feel my school is negligent in their instruction. They claim to teach me how to take care of myself on the street but I *NEVER* learned to fight a dragon. What a rip.
"Belt mean no need rope hold up pants" - Mr. Miyagi, RIP.