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#358490 - 08/26/07 12:56 PM I'm going to be starting a mcdojo.
then00blar Offline
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Registered: 07/26/07
Posts: 4
Anyone have any good ideas on how to scam those little kids to coming to my school?

I was thinking of making this type of commercial.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uaSKdXq4Ii4

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#358491 - 08/26/07 02:07 PM Re: I'm going to be starting a mcdojo. [Re: then00blar]
MattJ Offline
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Registered: 11/25/04
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LMAO. Is this before or after your high school ninja tournament?

http://www.fightingarts.com/ubbthreads/s...ue#Post15953616
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#358492 - 08/26/07 04:21 PM Re: I'm going to be starting a mcdojo. [Re: MattJ]
shadowkahn Offline
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Registered: 01/03/07
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ROFL. oh gawd. Was that a chi ball he threw at the dragon? Will my children learn to effectively fight dragons? Is a flameproof gi included with a 1 year contract? I'm also all about animal rights - -they're being humane to the training dragons, right? I mean, keep 'em in a natural environment, not on a chain, and keep them well fed. One fair maiden a day with an occasional knight for variety, you know.

I'm really glad you showed me this commercial. I really feel my school is negligent in their instruction. They claim to teach me how to take care of myself on the street but I *NEVER* learned to fight a dragon. What a rip.
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#358493 - 08/26/07 06:44 PM Re: I'm going to be starting a mcdojo. [Re: shadowkahn]
1d3c Offline
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Loc: New Jersey
It looks like they don't start the dragon training until black belt level. Then they learn how to tie their own belts. (mom & dad might not be around to tie it for them and and everyone knows you can't fight a dragon without one)

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#358494 - 08/27/07 08:44 PM Re: I'm going to be starting a mcdojo. [Re: MattJ]
then00blar Offline
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Quote:

LMAO. Is this before or after your high school ninja tournament?

http://www.fightingarts.com/ubbthreads/s...ue#Post15953616




Both

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#358495 - 09/02/07 01:20 PM Re: I'm going to be starting a mcdojo. [Re: shadowkahn]
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Quote:

ROFL. oh gawd. Was that a chi ball he threw at the dragon? Will my children learn to effectively fight dragons? Is a flameproof gi included with a 1 year contract? I'm also all about animal rights - -they're being humane to the training dragons, right? I mean, keep 'em in a natural environment, not on a chain, and keep them well fed.



Dang, now I need to up my game. Maybe some lasers in the eyes would help.

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#358496 - 09/02/07 02:07 PM Re: I'm going to be starting a mcdojo. [Re: Jeff_G]
cxt Offline
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Registered: 09/11/03
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I'm thinking of turning students into nearly indestructable Terminator-like cyborgs--problem is that I having trouble with the medical waviers.
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#358497 - 09/02/07 07:44 PM Re: I'm going to be starting a mcdojo. [Re: cxt]
Bushi_no_ki Offline
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Registered: 05/03/05
Posts: 1667
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I still can't get my retrovirus to make superhumans out of students to work. Fortunately, I haven't had another lab accident where it all got away from me.

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#358498 - 11/26/07 09:28 PM Re: I'm going to be starting a mcdojo. [Re: Bushi_no_ki]
Chapza Offline
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Registered: 11/26/07
Posts: 11
The title of the thread got my attention.

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#423620 - 11/20/09 12:42 AM Re: I'm going to be starting a mcdojo. [Re: Chapza]
integrityma Offline
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Registered: 11/17/09
Posts: 10
Loc: US
i just choked on my tea thank you
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