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#353254 - 07/26/07 11:40 PM funny animals
alphawolf Offline

Registered: 07/19/06
Posts: 137
I wish i had a video camera on me at the time... earlier tonight as i got home around 9:30 i was getting out of my car and about to walk into my house and there was a family of turkeys outside my door just standing there, was one of the funniest things i've ever seen. I watched them walking around there for about 25 minutes and then scared them off and came inside. Anyway, i thought it was funny . You guys have any funny stories
More chi! Train harder!

#353255 - 07/27/07 12:27 AM Re: funny animals [Re: alphawolf]
crablord Offline
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Registered: 08/10/06
Posts: 1530
Loc: Australia, QLD, GC
my friend stabbed himself in the leg with a fork just before for 30 bucks.

he is now at the doctors.

"They say the only way to kill a lion is with a rear naked choke, but I'd just kick it in the head"

#353256 - 08/03/07 02:15 PM Re: funny animals [Re: crablord]
alphawolf Offline

Registered: 07/19/06
Posts: 137
I have an update about the turkeys! I am currently sitting at home today because im not feeling too good and only moments ago i heard a loud bang 3 times on the large window on my porch. I'm not expecting anyone today and for someone to go to the back of my house is just strange so i ran upstairs to get my knives just incase. Anyway i ran back downstairs and looked out the window............ only to see two menacing TURKEYS banging their heads on the window. It was just so funny i had to post and am still a bit giddy LOL.Even funnier is that there were 5 small turkeys who appeared to be the babies waiting at the bottom of the stairs to the porch for their parents to come back.
More chi! Train harder!

#353257 - 08/03/07 02:23 PM Re: funny animals [Re: alphawolf]
JMWcorwin Offline

Registered: 07/13/07
Posts: 731
Loc: SoCal, USA
You talking to me? I don't see any other turkeys standing here so you must be talkin to me. Come outside and say that why don't you?

I love that.

Maybe you should have a turkey dinner tonight.
There are no PERFECT techniques, only perfect execution for the situation at hand. ~Corwin

#353258 - 08/03/07 02:32 PM Re: funny animals [Re: JMWcorwin]
harlan Offline
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Registered: 07/31/04
Posts: 6665
Loc: Amherst, MA
We raised 'wild' turkeys one summer. They were great...very mild until they got fully grown and mating season came upon them. Then we ate them and gave them away as Thanksgiving gifts. So huge we had to cook them without the legs in order to fit them into our ovens. Yummy!

#353259 - 08/03/07 02:42 PM Re: funny animals [Re: harlan]
JMWcorwin Offline

Registered: 07/13/07
Posts: 731
Loc: SoCal, USA
MMMmmmmmm. Pet food. Sounds tasty.

And yes,
Leaves fall. Water is wet. The sky is blue.... well not in LA maybe... Nope, too long for a soothing mantra. Hard to have no mind when you're constantly seeing the humorous possibilities in your contemplations.
There are no PERFECT techniques, only perfect execution for the situation at hand. ~Corwin

#353260 - 08/03/07 03:18 PM Re: funny animals [Re: JMWcorwin]
Dereck Offline

Registered: 10/04/04
Posts: 10416
Loc: Great White North
I love turkeys ... at Easter, Thanksgiving and Christmas. MMMMMMMM


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