Thailand was Thailand,
Then a bunch of Frenchmen and some English came and said;
Frenchman: "Thailand. Thai. Land. Land of the Thai, so Thailand."
Englishman: What a bother. Come up with something easy, quick.
*Hokkien trader runs past the two men*
Chineseman: Siam, siam, get out of my way!
Frenchman: I got it! Siam!
Englishman: Siam it will be then.
-Taison out
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I got two fists.. Don't make me use my head as well!