As a natural God, I would have no problem stepping in with Randy.
Him tap me, no way.
Given that I have 2 exceptional defense techniques against these gorrila's there's no way they could tap me.
These defences consist of;
1. I will simply run as if my life depended on it (and it would do), interspersed with leaping onto the top of the cage.
2. Lying in a conner in a fetal position while wimpering for all to hear. Surely Randy would take pity on me and leave me alone.
As for me tapping him, after he's observed my pitiful performance there is a chance that he might collapse laughing and the referee might mistake his collapse as his acknowledgement of my superior technique and award me the fight!
I have no pride!!!!
