Living Life Backwards...





I want to live my next life backwards:



You start out dead and get that out of the way.



Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.



Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.



Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.



Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.



You work 40 years until you're too young to work.



You get ready for college: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.



Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.



Then you become a baby, and then...



You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...



You finish off as an orgasm.



I rest my case.

lmao butterfly nice response. Id be the coolest damn grandpa you ever saw. Id be like the only 90 year old to be wearing a 4 sizes too big g unit t shirt with my cap backwards! lol

I'd be wearing heavy bling, like a gold plated steering wheel around my neck, 6 rolexes, a cap to the side, a blue bandanna around my face, a white shirt 6 sizes to be, black jeans 3 sizes to big, massive vans, and a 9mm in my waistband. Oh heeeeell yeah boooy!

if you lived your life backwards, does that mean you'd have to eat your own poop and kill your children?

Ed, where did you grow up, a barn?

Huh. All I can say...is NOBODY is going back IN!