If I could get paid for that, I would be a millionaire. Anybody ever do this kind of stuff? -
* Insert your boss's/co-worker's name into song lyrics inappropriately.
One of my favorites. The Beatles - "I wanna hold (bosses name) hand" Neil Young - "Old (bosses name), look at your life, I'm a lot like you were" Kanye West - "Now I ain't saying (co-workers name)'s a gold digger, but...", etc. Hours of fun for me, prefereably loud and off-key.
* Polite but gender-inappropriate greetings or comments.
Burly mechanic walks in for parts. I greet him with "Ma'am, how may I help you?" Or "How may I help you, Sir or Ma'am?"
Or I hand them a tiny part, and ask "Do you need some help with that? You appear to be in a delicate condition?"
* Embarrassing requests for assistance
Walk into the shop, see someone in a red car, under the hood. Loudly ask "Excuse me - would everyone who is a jackass please work under the hood of a red car." Wait for pointing and laughing of said jackass. Loudly proclaim "THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION." Walk away.
Announce that you are going to the restroom, and say that you will need help. If they ask for what, say you'll SHOW them when you go in there.