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#300488 - 11/09/06 03:01 PM Zen Sarcasm
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#300489 - 11/09/06 03:26 PM Re: Zen Sarcasm [Re: oldman]
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#300490 - 11/09/06 03:52 PM Re: Zen Sarcasm [Re: oldman]
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made some of my own:

- Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; they are too slow, just go around them.

- Water which is too pure has no fishing.

- At least one moon shows in every pool party.


- Only in America could you find a Muslim selling Zen beads to an Athiest on Christmas.

- The purpose of Zen is the perfection of character, after you realize your parents didn't do such a great job.

- Those who know who farted don't tell and those who tell are the perpetrators.

- The believer is happy-go-lucky. The doubter is a wiseass."

- In Zen the important thing is of course to stop the mind.

- There is nothing left to you at this moment but to have a good laugh. and there is nothing right for you at this moment to have a good laugh.



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#300491 - 11/15/06 02:24 PM Re: Zen Sarcasm [Re: oldman]
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#300492 - 11/16/06 08:42 AM Re: Zen Sarcasm [Re: Ed_Morris]
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WOW! someone else reads The Onion.
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#300493 - 11/16/06 09:12 AM Re: Zen Sarcasm [Re: stormbringer]
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(Another Onion reader here. )


Rather appropriate...considering the well-known analogy of 'peeling the onion' and zen.

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#300494 - 11/16/06 11:51 AM Re: Zen Sarcasm [Re: harlan]
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I think there are more than a few!

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