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#295563 - 10/22/06 10:49 PM Why would you do something like that?
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So, I was at work minding my own buisness when a fellow employee came up to me, when people approach and get real close, I naturally cover myself with one arm balling my fist. He came up and put his hand on my shoulder and said "Hey, you know what the co** pop game is?" I didn't understand what he said, so I responded "What?" then, out of no where he tried to punch me in the balls! Lucky he just hit the knuckles of my hand and I was saved from having to endour Man Pain.

Well, later that same day, he was leaning up against the kitchen counter, so as I walked by, I backfisted him as hard as I could straight in his groin, he yelled "Mother $#&*er!" and perceeded to fall to the ground, he then went into the back room and cried, 10 minutes later he came back out walking funny.

The next day, he came up to me and said "I've decided to retire the co** pop game" I told him it was a good idea.
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#295564 - 10/23/06 09:06 AM Re: Why would you do something like that? [Re: Spade]
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So when people get close to you you naturally protect your groin?

Also, that guy is an idiot. I hope you don't hang out with him outside of work.
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#295565 - 10/23/06 10:11 AM Re: Why would you do something like that? [Re: JoelM]
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He came up and put his hand on my shoulder and said "Hey, you know what the co** pop game is?"




At that point, I would have said that I was flattered, but not his type.

Then walked away before he had a chance to explain what he really meant.

/not that there's anything wrong with that.

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#295566 - 10/23/06 10:42 AM Re: Why would you do something like that? [Re: JoelM]
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Quote:

So when people get close to you you naturally protect your groin?

Also, that guy is an idiot. I hope you don't hang out with him outside of work.





I have an older brother.
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#295567 - 10/23/06 11:18 AM Re: Why would you do something like that? [Re: Spade]
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So do I, he never touched my balls.
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#295568 - 10/23/06 11:36 AM Re: Why would you do something like that? [Re: JoelM]
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So do I, he never touched my balls.





Geeze, certainly sounds like you were missing out!
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#295569 - 10/23/06 02:58 PM Re: Why would you do something like that? [Re: JoelM]
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My brother asked me what the capital of Thailand was. Then he said ,"Bangkok!" and tried to strike my groin. I have a feeling he won't do that anymore.
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#295570 - 10/26/06 06:00 PM Re: Why would you do something like that? [Re: Spade]
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Boy, does that bring back memories from grade school! The basic setup then went:
Him: "Hey, do you have a sleeping bag?"
You: (provided you did own a literal sleeping bag) "Yes."
Him: (groin strike) "It's awake now!!"

That kind of stuff used to cause alot of fights! Unfortunately sometimes this behavior doesn't stop when people are old enough to enter the workforce.

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#295571 - 10/26/06 10:55 PM Re: Why would you do something like that? [Re: VTG]
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Man theres just somethin funny about a guy gettin nailed. Dont get me wrong, i dont play stupid games like that, but if I see it happen i cant help but chuckle
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#295572 - 11/13/06 09:36 PM Re: Why would you do something like that? [Re: JoelM]
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So when people get close to you you naturally protect your groin?




Always. I tend to bring my right leg back a bit so I'm not squared off.

A friend of mine told me about when he and another police officer responded to a domestic call. As my friend was cuffing the husband, other guy was talking to the beaten to a pulp wife. Al least he thought he was talking until she nailed him in the jewels because she didn't want hubby arrested. NO! Don't stand squared off! OW! Too late.

Jeff G.

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