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#295084 - 10/20/06 09:40 AM Random Movie Quotes
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----- Abuse of power ----

Happy Gilmore

Nursing home orderly (Ben Stiller) - Okay, listen up everybody! Turn up your volumes, announcement. I got good news. We're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today!

Old lady - My fingers hurt.

Orderly - (softly) What's that?

Lady - My fingers hurt.

Orderly - Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, cuz you just pulled landscapin' duty. Hmm, anybody else's fingers hurt? I didn't think so.

Grandma - Sir, um, could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps put me to sleep.

Orderly - You could trouble me for a glass of warm milk. Now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep. Check out the nametag. You're in my world now Grandma.

Grandma - Oh dear.

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#295085 - 10/20/06 09:43 AM Re: Random Movie Quotes [Re: Ed_Morris]
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Tyler: I'll give her this: At least she's trying to hit bottom.

Jack: What, and I'm not?

Tyler: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

I'm not sure I agree with your police work there, Ed. You may want to double-check your 'warm milk' line.

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#295086 - 10/21/06 02:58 AM Re: Random Movie Quotes [Re: Ed_Morris]
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'You know there's a million beautiful women in the world, not all of them will bring you lasagne'

Silent Bob- Clerks

'Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father- prepare to die'

The Princess Bride.

Albrecht: 'I said dont move snow white- you move and your dead'

Eric: 'And I say i'm dead- and I move'

The Crow
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#295087 - 10/21/06 08:24 AM Re: Random Movie Quotes [Re: Cord]
Ed_Morris Offline
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Wise-ass:

Good Will Hunting
Quote:

Will: Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a [censored]. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.



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#295088 - 10/21/06 08:30 AM Re: Random Movie Quotes [Re: Ed_Morris]
Taison Offline
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Bravo, best quote of the day. Bravo

-Taison out
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