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#294260 - 10/17/06 12:41 AM The Stupid Tax
oldman Offline
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Registered: 07/28/04
Posts: 5884
Forum Friends,
I've decided to have a bit of stinky fun. In doing so it is my hope that it may also be educational. I a'm sure it is going to pis$ a few folks off. You know how they say there is no such thing as a stupid questions? Well, of course there are. Even more so stupid, boring, vacuous, statements from untrained and addled nitwits zelously evangelizing the martial world with a buttnugget of truth gleaned from the cover of a magazine the didn't have the attention span to actually read.

So there may just be a deluge of flood controls falling on the heads of those who, without realising it themselves, have just stepped aboard the bullet train to stupid town.

Remember if the "Stupid Tax" man visits you, you might not want to get online and go "LOL man WTF rotfL cuz why?" because it will be drawing attention to, well... I think you'll get it. Maybe not.

When a flood control falls, the member that sucessfully point out the "Stupid factor" may earn points towards a lovely parting gift.

we will see how this plays out. The "game" if indeed one can be made of my vindictive pissy mindset will be called...

The stupid tax.

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#294261 - 10/17/06 12:45 AM Re: The Stupid Tax [Re: oldman]
Chen Zen Offline
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Registered: 02/09/03
Posts: 7043
Loc: Ms
Rock on Oldman. Its about time we had some kind of stupidity punishment around here!
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"When I let Go of who I am, I become who I might be."
Lao Tzu

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#294262 - 10/17/06 03:36 AM Re: The Stupid Tax [Re: oldman]
Dereck Offline
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Registered: 10/04/04
Posts: 10413
Loc: Great White North
Somebody pee in your Cornflakes Oldman?
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"IF I COME ... I'M BRINGING THE PAIN WITH ME"

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#294263 - 10/17/06 09:23 AM Re: The Stupid Tax [Re: Dereck]
RazorFoot Offline
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Registered: 12/01/04
Posts: 2064
Loc: Seated at the computer, DUH
Preach on Rev., Can I get an "Amen" from the congregation?
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"The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be."

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#294264 - 10/17/06 09:44 AM Re: The Stupid Tax [Re: RazorFoot]
iaibear Offline
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Registered: 08/24/05
Posts: 1304
Loc: upstate New York
Go gettem, Tiger

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#294265 - 10/17/06 10:24 AM Re: The Stupid Tax [Re: oldman]
BrianS Offline
Higher rank than you
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Now I fear for my safety!!
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#294266 - 10/17/06 10:26 AM Re: The Stupid Tax [Re: iaibear]
Zombie Zero Offline
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Registered: 06/17/05
Posts: 1992
Loc: Lorton, VA
They already have a Stupid Tax, but they call it "Lottery Scratchers".

I was waiting in line at 7-11, and the guy in front of me was scratching a $10 ticket. He scratched just enough to reveal the prize code at the bottom, so the clerk could scan it. When it scanned as a losing ticket, he turned to me, and said, "Dangit! That's the fifth one in a row!"

He then turned to the clerk, and said, "Gimme another, please."

I resisted the urge to ask him how much he spent on these tickets vs. how much he expected to win.

I was also tempted to invite him to a poker game.

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#294267 - 10/18/06 01:12 AM Re: The Stupid Tax [Re: Zombie Zero]
Ket Offline
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Registered: 11/18/04
Posts: 612
Loc: TX
Who would win in a fight?

Bruce Lee VS. A Harlem Globetrotter (I don't care, pick one)

*Braces himself*

-Ket
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Regards, -Ket "Life is a myriad of probabilities. Living is a plethora of possibility."

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#294268 - 10/18/06 09:33 AM Re: The Stupid Tax [Re: Ket]
oldman Offline
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Registered: 07/28/04
Posts: 5884
The Tax Man has visited we have two members in arrears. Pay your taxes and have your flood control fine lifted. Members if you can show them where they went wrong you can earn points toward fabulous prizes.

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#294269 - 10/18/06 10:12 AM Re: The Stupid Tax [Re: oldman]
tkd_high_green Offline
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Registered: 05/16/05
Posts: 1031
Loc: Vermont
It was that left turn in Albuquerque, they should have gone right!

Laura

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