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#287257 - 09/28/06 12:06 AM Re: Kick em in the 'blessings" [Re: Spade]
ButterflyPalm Offline
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Registered: 08/26/04
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Loc: Malaysia
Quote:

"Where was Isshinryu karate from?" Another little kid raised his hand, and was called on, his answer "Oklahoma Japan!"




Maybe he heard 'fishingrod karate?'
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#287258 - 09/28/06 11:27 AM Re: Kick em in the 'blessings" [Re: ButterflyPalm]
Ronin1966 Offline
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Hello Butterfly Palm:

<<Maybe he heard 'fishingrod karate?'

I know I'm going to regret this but ahhhh... what is ~Fishingrod Karate~ ??? (Played with the words for a while now and cannot find the pun....)

Jeff

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#287259 - 09/28/06 11:30 AM Re: Kick em in the 'blessings" [Re: Spade]
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Hello Spade:

<<"Tatsimo shimmaboo, shimmabooboo summthin like that!"



I love it!

<<"Oklahoma Japan!"



Thank you... love em! More, more!!!!!
Jeff

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#287260 - 09/28/06 02:57 PM Re: Kick em in the 'blessings" [Re: Ronin1966]
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I was helping a student out during the oral examination portion of his test. He had to name vital points on the body and had missed a couple. I pointed to my upper lip and he says "PHILTRUM, MA'AM!!" "And you missed this one." (pointing to my solar plexis) "SOLAR SYSTEM, MA'AM!!"
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#287261 - 09/28/06 03:06 PM Re: Kick em in the 'blessings" [Re: Spade]
MattJ Offline
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Quote:

Oklahoma Japan




Classic!
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#287262 - 09/29/06 06:56 AM Re: Kick em in the 'blessings" [Re: Ronin1966]
ButterflyPalm Offline
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Sorry it was a bad one. That 'Oklahoma Japan' was too funny to pass up.

Anyway, 'isshinryu' 'fishingroo' ? (just don't let Victor see this)
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#287263 - 09/29/06 10:38 AM Re: Kick em in the 'blessings" [Re: ButterflyPalm]
crablord Offline
th3 t4sty sn4ck

Registered: 08/10/06
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lmao fishing roo?
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#287264 - 09/30/06 06:05 AM Re: Kick em in the 'blessings" [Re: crablord]
ButterflyPalm Offline
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People in Oklahoma Japan have problems with words ending in 'd'

That's why we don't have 'isshinryud'
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#287265 - 11/19/07 10:53 AM Re: Kick em in the 'blessings" [Re: Ronin1966]
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Testing last week their response to a simple grab & pull, a very young girl was heard to gleefully exclaim "...YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOO..." as she was pulled forward rapidly into her strong horse stance (neutralizing the pull)!

Jeff

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#287266 - 11/19/07 11:06 AM Re: Kick em in the 'blessings" [Re: Ronin1966]
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During testing over the weekend classes were asked assorted very simple questions on an individual basis, while going down the line checking their fist positions.

"...Jimmy, where do our punches go in the middle of the body? Where should you put your punches..."

Unsure, young Jimmy thinks a moment and then responds loudly his smile joyous now having remembered the correct answer "...THE SOLAR BREAKFAST..." he chimes pointing to his belly button...



The things they do say...

Jeff

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