During a warm summer day, a beginner group of fairly young children was being tested on their understanding-knowledge of the skills taught them during that session.
"Unable to get-run away", "unable to talk their way out", certain they would be hurt, they were asked "...where in the middle of the body you should hit someone..." One very enthuastic young boy raised his hand and practically bouncing himself off the floor (ala a human basketball) was called upon. "...yes Marcus (invented name)... where do you hit someone... "
His earnest loud response "... HIT EM IN THE EUCHARIST
When the tears finally stopped several minutes later, and the room returned to a quiet chuckle, (everyone could finally breathe again) the next question was... eventually asked....
"Ok.. where on the lower body do you strike, forced to physically defend yourself..."
The young boy again raised his hand, again absolutely certain he knew the right answer. Again he was called upon. "..where on the lower body Marcus..."
"... KICK HIM IN THE BLESSINGS
Anybody else have/had funny teaching kid stories...?
Jeff (My sides still hurt thinking about it)