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#286793 - 10/05/07 02:58 PM Re: Snappy answers to requests... [Re: BrianS]
RazorFoot Offline
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Registered: 12/01/04
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Q: Can I have my filter time reduced? I only made one bad post.

A: Certainly, just visit each moderator, in person, with in the next week, and request in writing, to have your filter lifted. Make sure each written request has a self addressed stamped envelope as the moderators will not respond verbally.Once you have each individual response, return to the forum on line with scanned copies of the responses and upload them in the "Martial Arts stories" forum. Tell the whole story there and await a decision by the forum administrator. We could all use the laugh.

Q: I was given a filter for expressing my thoughts, can I have it removed?

A: No, you're a troll.

Q: My post was moved to a different forum. can it be moved back to the more appropriate one in my opinion?

A: No, you're post belongs where it is. You are a troll.

Q: Can I...

A: No troll.


A: NO! Dam stinking troll.

Q: But I am your mothe..

A: That's it, you're banned...Troll.

Edited by RazorFoot (10/05/07 02:59 PM)
"The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be."

#286794 - 05/29/08 08:50 PM Re: Snappy answers to requests... [Re: RazorFoot]
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Registered: 11/04/05
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Q. I have XYZ medical problem and thought it would be best to post questions about it on a martial arts forum from total strangers rather than talking to someone qualified and in person. Am I smart or what?

A. You are "clearly an idiot." Contact The_Master, he is our resident doctor genius.
The2nd ammendment, it makes all the others possible. <///<

#286795 - 05/30/08 01:31 PM Re: Snappy answers to requests... [Re: BrianS]
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Q. The school bully keeps picking on me and told me that he is going to fight me this Friday after school. It's only 4 days away so i need help fast. Is there a technique i can learn that will beat him?

A. Yes...tell your mom, dad will just laugh at you.

Q. I live in a remote location that has no schools, can i learn martail arts on youtube? And no i can't tell you where i'm from because i'm afraid you will steel my identity.

A. Yes...i suggest you study as many of the Chosin ninja videos as you can then pick a fight with the biggest redneck you can find to test your skills.
Enjoy life while you can, you never know when things will change.

#286796 - 05/31/08 04:02 PM Re: Snappy answers to requests... [Re: laf7773]
trevek Offline
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Registered: 05/15/05
Posts: 3337
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"What would you say if I called you a 'c********r' to see if you were a true martial artist?"

I'd suggest you go down to the nearest dockside MMA training establishment (the one with all the Harleys outside) and find the biggest, nastiest, tattoo covered member and try the test on him (or her).

Edited by trevek (05/31/08 04:03 PM)
See how well I block your punches with my jaw!!

Supporting everyone saying "nuts to cancer"

#286797 - 06/30/08 11:59 PM Re: Snappy answers to requests... [Re: trevek]
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Registered: 01/24/08
Posts: 786
Q: I have created my own martial art. Here's the video. What do you think?

A: Come fight me right now.
Are you ok!?!? It was an accident! No really! I promise!

#286798 - 07/04/08 07:44 AM Re: Snappy answers to requests... [Re: TKD_X]
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Posts: 188
Loc: Finland
Q: Yes?

A: No.

"Only a warrior chooses pacifism; others are condemned to it. "

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