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#286783 - 09/20/06 12:07 AM Snappy answers to requests...
Ed_Morris Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 6772
Q: Can we have a [whatever] discussion area created?
A: yes. here's how: go to the 'general talk' forum and hit 'new thread', subject: [whatever].

Q: Can we get a spelcheker put in?
A: yes, but it would be cheaper and quicker if you enrolled in an English course at your local community college.

Q: I bought something from the forum store, but I dont want it, and want my money back...what should I do?
A: www.e-bay.com

Q: Whats up with the sucky search function?
A: That question was already posted.

Q: My computer is 14 years old and I'm on a modem that communicates via morse code at a 4k baud rate, allowing me to post only once a day max.
A: perfect.

Q: my mailbox is full, what should I do?
A: Tell no one. I'm deleting this question and will immediately contact you by PM. keep this between us.

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#286784 - 09/20/06 12:29 AM Re: Snappy answers to requests... [Re: Ed_Morris]
BrianS Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
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Loc: Northwest Arkansas
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#286785 - 09/20/06 08:02 AM Re: Snappy answers to requests... [Re: Ed_Morris]
MattJ Offline
Free Rhinoplasty!
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Registered: 11/25/04
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Loc: York PA. USA
Always friendly and helpful here at FA.com! Unless you are an idiot!
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#286786 - 09/20/06 08:16 AM Re: Snappy answers to requests... [Re: MattJ]
crablord Offline
th3 t4sty sn4ck

Registered: 08/10/06
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Loc: Australia, QLD, GC
I must be an idiot then
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#286787 - 09/20/06 09:19 AM Re: Snappy answers to requests... [Re: Ed_Morris]
Dereck Offline
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And Ed's out of the gate at a gallop ... wait till he gets a head of steam on him.
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#286788 - 09/20/06 10:45 AM Re: Snappy answers to requests... [Re: Dereck]
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Registered: 06/17/05
Posts: 1993
Loc: Lorton, VA
Student: "What are we going to do in class tonight?"

Me: "Practise martial arts."

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#286789 - 09/03/07 10:54 AM Re: Snappy answers to requests... [Re: Ed_Morris]
MattJ Offline
Free Rhinoplasty!
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Posts: 15634
Loc: York PA. USA
bump
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#286790 - 09/03/07 11:58 PM Re: Snappy answers to requests... [Re: MattJ]
Ed_Morris Offline
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Posts: 6772
thought of some more...

Q: Why was my post deleted/locked/edited?
A: Did you disagree with a moderator or ask them an awkward question?

Q: Why is the forum so slow?
A: It's either because we've had a surge of Tai'chi members posting, or the new 'dumb question filter module' installed on the server yesterday is bogged down.

Q: Can we have a chat room?
A: No. Shut up and train.

Q: Would it be possible to have a forum avatar?
A: no. for two reasons: 1. 'Avatar' in sanskrit means 'incarnation', and incarnation has been banned on this forum site. 2. If I give you one, then everyone will want one.

Q: Can we elect a 'member of the month' ?
A: That would violate our strict 'no porn' policy, sorry.

Q: Why does my forum title now say 'Spanish Inquisitor'?
A: Don't ask me, I didn't do it.

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#286791 - 09/27/07 02:27 PM Re: Snappy answers to requests... [Re: Ed_Morris]
MattJ Offline
Free Rhinoplasty!
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Registered: 11/25/04
Posts: 15634
Loc: York PA. USA
bump again
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#286792 - 09/28/07 01:32 AM Re: Snappy answers to requests... [Re: Ed_Morris]
BrianS Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Q: Hey guys! I'm new here and I love this site! Can you guys tell me what martial art is best for me? Ya know, for the streets and stuff?

A: We could, but that secret is kept between real martial artists. You have to visit each dojo in your area and ask each instructor individually and in person.

Q: Hi! I need help! I'd like to lose 10lbs right away. What can I do?

A: Cut off your head.

Q: My friend knows this guy at work that said his neighbor's cousin's live in life partner took TKD and it's no good for the streets. Is this true? Should I quit?

A: No. You should find him and kick his ass.

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