Dear Mr. Morris,
This is to notify you that you've been elected to the "Wristtwister Hall of Fame". Your award is very prestigious, and will be made at the time and place of your choosing (right after your check clears).
In addition to being added to the prestigious list of inductees, you will also be awarded the title of (please send in your request with an additional check as scheduled in the application).
For a nominal fee, all your students can also be recognized and awarded hall of fame honors, beginning with "most accomplished beginner" up to "almost as good as the originator" (again, once your check clears).
Please accept my sincere gratitude for your contributions to the martial arts, the hall of fame, and my soon to be opened HOF bank account... As a "founding member" you will be allowed to order a la carte at your "hall of fame dinner" (for a small additional fee). It will be great to meet you at last, and to cash your... have dinner with you.
You may display your HOF certificate prominently, and refer to it often... It's going to cost you a bundle... uh, it is a very costly award, and printed at our cost (by Kinko's). Actual signatures by masters of the martial arts will be another optional extra, and your certificate will be... in the words of "Mick" (Rocky's trainer)... "a t'ing of beauty".